magicbeans. nothing if not awkward.

so i walked up to the burrito place on thayer, which is lousy, but cheap, and asked the girl behind the counter if they took discovercard. 'yes,' she says. so i order my burrito, walk up to the register, and pull out my discovercard. 'i'm sorry, we don't take discovercard.'

'that's what i just asked you.'

'i'm sorry,' she point's to her ear, 'i thought you said debit card.'

'so not only don't i get that burrito, but now you're going to throw it away.'

fuming, i walked all the way out to the supermarket to buy the ingredients to make my own burrito. and i spent twice as much, but i got two burritos out of it, and they were healthier and tastier. take that, burrito place.