magicbeans. nothing if not awkward.

I didn't leave my house today until almost 10:00pm. Downtown, to a bar for Jessie's birthday. Had a few drinks. Saw some of the people I might have seen had I gone out last weekend.

May have been hit on by a girl named Jill. She came over to tell me that her drunk, belligerent friend was accusing me of staring at his tits. A truly odd thing to say, but my guess is that it was simply a pretext to start a conversation. I suppose her friend might have been homophobic and actually thought I was checking him out. Or maybe it was her friend that interested in me. I was relatively drunk by this point in the evening myself, and it all happened right around when my friends were all heading out to a different bar down the street. So I guess I'll never know for sure.

On the subway ride home, as if to prove something about my lack of social ability, I made eyes at a lesbian while her girlfriend was sleeping. In my defense, she could have been bisexual, was smiling back at me, and if my dating history has shown us anything, it's that the type of girl who finds me attractive is often the type of girl who also likes girls. But, about the last thing that I want to do is to get in the middle of someone else's relationship.